Captain America

Steven Grant Rogers

World War II is over and they told me that we won but look at everything I lost. My name is Steven Rogers.
[JUST THAWED Steven Rogers. Everyday I have had him counts for how long he has been out of the ice. NSFW. STONY shipper. I will play several other ships and I'm willing to AU relationships with other Tonys but my main-verse Tony is forlackofabetteroption. I don't do opening 'this person followed you' posts but I do answer them. I do openers that are accessible to everyone.]
[Steve is Pre-Avengers]

I really need fellas to stop staring at my behind…

sciencewithashield:

"You are. But you’re attractive, so that makes up for it."

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"I’m not boring, Stark."

(Source: behindthestripes)

For the record…I’m a great dancer.

chrischaractercollection:

"So..?"

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"You actually care about what he thinks? Geez, Steve come on.."

"He runs around calling himself a lord."

(Source: behindthestripes)

For the record…I’m a great dancer.

yournucleardeterrent:

 ”Star…? Oh, Peter?”

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         ”You don’t like him?”

"He’s a twerp."

"But I don’t hate him."

(Source: behindthestripes)

Anonymous sent: What about their baby?

[ Who’s baby?]

For the record…I’m a great dancer.

yournucleardeterrent:

"I’m sure you are..?"

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   ”Any reason you mention it?”

"Star-twerp."

(Source: behindthestripes)

For the record…I’m a great dancer.

chrischaractercollection:

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"I never said you weren’t.."

"Star-twerp thinks he can out dance me."

(Source: behindthestripes)

For the record…I’m a great dancer.

I really need fellas to stop staring at my behind…

snarkyai:

"Then I will not tell you about the sites dedicated to Thor or the Black Widow. Those sites are really quite mild actually. It’s the fiction sites you should be wary of."

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"…Are my sites….mild?"

(Source: behindthestripes)

snowypast:

Do you ever just see two roleplayers and their interactions are so cute that you just hide in your corner of the internet but peek out every so often and whisper

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“I ship you”

Open

thefuturistsobright:

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"Ok but… What the frickle frack do I do with it? - her? Ughhh.." Tony had to look away for a moment, hitting his head on the wall. 

"I’ve seen breaking bad, I really don’t want to melt her in a vat. I don’t even think I have a plastic container… oh god I can’t believe I am contemplating melting a body…

Steve, I need you. She’s looking at me and I know she’s judging me” Tony moved the phone from his mouth, calling to the body. “Look I didn’t mean to pee on you! I”M SORRY.”

"Tony, get it together! Get it goddamn together!…Pour water on the body…to get rid of the…well, you know…"

"Then we’ll take her to the authorities."